"My mom says I’m Prob’ly an alien, ‘cause I can understand most animals. And also I can eat poison things sometimes and not die."
third grader
Yeah. (Moms tend to know these things.)
The best thing about getting older is the continued realization that nobody is cool,
This is Supposed to say Old Country Buffet.
Everyone on a separate screen. Except Teresa. Teresa is not in this picture, because she is just eating a big box of food
But Also you miss out on Everything when you’re prone to falling asleep All The Time
"
Yet, She has come to light
The swelling patchwork of vibrant dreams
Yes, there is a science
to the aroma of sleeping women
(And to think of the girlfriend I was tempted to break up with because she slept too much)
"Saul Williams, from Said the Shotgun to the Head
(via saltwatersound)
badu and monae
(the booty don’t lie)
